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"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"Camera not working."

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

End of world nigh!!!

He was under-performing so we replaced him with his Smart phone!

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

City & Western.

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

Policeman on the internet looking for suspect.

Tunnel of Love (Recorded for Security Purposes)

"That's the fourth 'wanted poster' for me. I miss the days when things didn't go viral."

All my gifts come from Amazon anyway, so instead of asking Santa, I'm asking Alexa.

Technology has changed a lot of things, including how kids run away from home.

Snake Charmer using an MP3 device.

"He doesn't talk much. But whatever you do, don't give him your phone number. He will blow up your text."

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."

'No Jason, you can't call tech support.'