Tech-loving Troubadour T-Shirts

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Unicorn in the Woods

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Book Worm

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

Emoticons and human relationships.

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

Telephone Box

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.

The train on the musical line

'Now, if everyone will take out their cell phones, the bride and groom will now text their vows.'

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

"How did we do?"

Scales

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

'Brad and I met online, webcast our wedding, took a virtual honeymoon...and now we're divorcing through an online attorney.'

'I don't show commitment because I have an app for that.'