Tech-savvy Troubadour Mugs

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

"Camera not working."

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

End of world nigh!!!

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

He was under-performing so we replaced him with his Smart phone!

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

City & Western.

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

"Sarge, the computer won't let me retrieve the criminal files."

Policeman on the internet looking for suspect.

Bush's Hacker

"That's the fourth 'wanted poster' for me. I miss the days when things didn't go viral."

All my gifts come from Amazon anyway, so instead of asking Santa, I'm asking Alexa.

Tunnel of Love (Recorded for Security Purposes)

Technology has changed a lot of things, including how kids run away from home.

"Hacking your way through the jungle with one of those things is so last century, Federson."

Ask Sadie. My wife and I are getting a puppy soon. Any training tips? - Jay and Emily, Charlotte, NC. Sent from my iPad. Oh yes. A tip: Have him poop on your @#$% iPad, you high-tech boobs! Irrelevant and gratuitous. Sent from my lungs. You need the toothbrush app.

Snake Charmer using an MP3 device.

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."

"He doesn't talk much. But whatever you do, don't give him your phone number. He will blow up your text."

Honey? Little help in here? Prove you're not an idiot: Incorrect. Try again.