Tech-savvy Taster Pillows

'Whatever happened to swirl, sniff and taste?'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Mozart on a computer,

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"Fresh pepper?"

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

Internet Shoplifting

"Something photogenic for each of us."

Microwave confusion.

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"Stick with CAPS LOCK and SHIFT keys. You are not ready for CONTROL AND COMMAND!"

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..."

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

'It didn't work out. We got along great, but our phones were incompatible.'

'Laura realised it was time to update her online dating profile.'