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"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Internet.

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Technological Dependence.

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Foxhole - digging robot

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Facelift Book.

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"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"