Tech-savvy Senator T-Shirts

'If you want to keep up with technology, Senator, you need a reelection platform in 140 characters or less.'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"A virus ate my homework."

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Silver Surfer.

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

Jury Selection Today. Have any of you been friended by the defendant on Facebook?

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

"I've had a busy week. I had my hip and iPhone upgraded."

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'Did you try 'Google'?'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'The jury and our computers find the defendant guilty.'

Why destroy Carthage? Just offer them coalition government!

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

"Before I share the meaning of life with Dave, let's take some calls from our viewers around the world."

The elderly found the new remote control much easier to use.

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'