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A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

The Anti-Agent

New Guy.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Digital Fomo!

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

Pan Extension Chord

"Who can we call?"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Runner going through hurdles.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"The times – They have a changed."

Computer Music

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"Is there an audio edition?"

Scenic selfie site

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'