Tech-savvy Rebel Pillows

'We are the 99%. . . who want the new iphone!!'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Social Networking.

Halloween Selfie

Child hooking into a television

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

'I hate PowerPoint.'

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

“Honestly class, where are your minds?!”

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'