Tech-loving Scout Pillows

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the microwave.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Pan Extension Chord

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Coffee shop

"Who can we call?"

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Child hooking into a television

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Social Networking.

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.