Tech-loving Scout Pillows

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the microwave.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"Who can we call?"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Coffee shop

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Pan Extension Chord

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

Social Networking.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Child hooking into a television

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."