Tech-savvy Pilgrim Prints

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Pan Extension Chord

Coffee shop

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"I'm going on a retreat."

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Follow God On Twitter

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Tarzan mobile phone

Astronaut Selfie.

'I think its being tapped.'

Migration Music