Tech Pilgrim Prints

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Sparkling Water

"Textin’"

Birds with Headphones

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Newspaper

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

Computer literate Monk

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

Why god isn't listening...

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

'Welcome to I shell.'

Couple are so focused on their cellphones they don't notice their house burning down around them.

'Shane! Shane! Come back! Shane...You forgot your phone charger!'

'New Religion'

"Wow! I should have hit the escape key a long time ago!"

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

'Remember when we would come to the beach and not delete email?'

Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one?

"No, no, the pyramids are to your left. That thing's a cell tower."

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

Woman checks her phone while being operated on.