Tech-savvy Pen Pal Prints

"We're not friends-she just e-mails me things I'm not interested in."

21st century water cooler conversations.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

Klimt Kiss Phones

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'Young Love'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"This chasing stick app makes things so much easier."

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!