Tech-savvy Peacemaker T-Shirts

Paris peace conference

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

We have a dream....

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

Jury Selection Today. Have any of you been friended by the defendant on Facebook?

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

Middle East Peace Process.

End of world nigh!!!

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"I'm on Facebook, dear. Do we want to friend this revolution?"

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

Fishing for Peace.

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'You'll be fine. Take two aspirin and call, fax, text or email me in the morning.'

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

'I'm texting my inner child.'

Shark SMS Text

'She gets people on her side by not taking a side.'

Church sign.

Internet Search- Find God

Doctor handing cell phone to patient: 'Here, take this and call me in the morning.'

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

"Is anybody listening to me?"

'Look, I'm a goat, not an elephant. I really don't want to debate politics during the game...'

"Peter's a man of few tweets, but many social media platforms."

Man video conferencing - "Shall we all meet up after this?"