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Original versus contemporary short term missionary

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God's Phone

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"I'm going on a retreat."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Follow God On Twitter

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his internet provider?'

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

'I'd still be in a luxurious office instead of a smelly cave if I really knew the secret of keeping customers.'

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

Palm Top Readings

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

"And the meek, aided by social media pester power, shall inherit the world."

"Let me see if I can get Him on speakerphone."

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

Confession plugged up to an amp.

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

Internet Search- Find God

'Does it come with any Apps'

Binary meditation.