Tech-savvy Lifeline T-Shirts

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Who can we call?"

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

Modern camping

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

Childhood Screen Addict

Grandad Prodigy

The Hybrid

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

End of world nigh!!!

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

'Well, of course Granddad tweets. He also grunts, snorts and burps.'

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

Living in a snow globe.

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

Self-driving cars help senior citizens stay mobile.

"Take two aspirin and text me in the morning."

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."