Tech-savvy Legal Enthusiasts Pillows

'I'm hoping some day the technology will develop so we may sue over the internet.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Internet.

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Wal-Mart Ruling

The Evolution Of Man.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

Technological Dependence.

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

Violent Crime Statistics

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.