Tech-savvy Legal Enthusiasts Pillows

'I'm hoping some day the technology will develop so we may sue over the internet.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Wal-Mart Ruling

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

The Evolution Of Man.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Technological Dependence.

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

Violent Crime Statistics

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'