Tech-savvy Leaders Pillows

'Nobody listened to Bush's radio speeches so I've decided to start a blog...'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Right click for yes...

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

The Re-Opening of Schools

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"Buy my data $20"

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

Have you considered using email?

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

Employee performance review software.

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

"The nice thing about being married is that I no longer feel obligated to like your posts."

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'

"Enjoy it while you can, kid. It's a really short hop from 'Geek Genius' to 'Quasi-Creepy, Weird-Looking Old Rich Guy!'"

"Larry, can you take over the meeting for a minute? My doctor is insisting I take a few deep breaths."

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"