Tech-savvy Holiday Lover Prints

Amazon Drones

'We don't do caroling anymore, sir. We'll give you an URL where you can download the greatest Christmas songs!'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"Oh, put that blasted cell phone away."

"Why aren't the elves toiling in the workshop?"

"Santa had me install a GPS. How do we keep Rudolph from finding out?"

Children talk to Santa in mall via his telephone app.

Santa Selfie Stick

"Tell me again about how I can shop online and have gifts delivered without leaving my office."

"I understand why they replaced his nose with a GPS, but it just doesn't have the same charm."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Who can we call?"

Tunnel of TV

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Migration Music

'I think its being tapped.'

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

"I suppose the spent 40 years in the wilderness because Sat Navs hadn't been invented?"

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"It's better digitally enhanced."