Tech-savvy Christmas Lovers Prints

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"Just a reminder, Santa. Don't forget to yule log off when you're done."

"Press these flowers into a scanner and e-mail them to my wife please, Monique"

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good, and he can find everyone's house with his GPS.'

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

"Rudolph, with you nose so bright... I'm using my GPS device tonight!"

The Kindle was first used used by Santa to keep track of the lists of naughty and nice children, and was originally called the Cringle.

"Tell me again about how I can shop online and have gifts delivered without leaving my office."

Amazon Drones

"Santa knows how little you know about technology, so he sent me to help you figure out how to use all the new devices you and your family got. I'm from his tech-support department."

"Why aren't the elves toiling in the workshop?"

"I understand why they replaced his nose with a GPS, but it just doesn't have the same charm."

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

Santa Selfie Stick

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."

"He's got it all figured out. Zooms his visits with one hand and has Amazon deliver the gifts with the other."

'If you give me you're email address, I'll put you on my mailing list for next year.'

'We don't do caroling anymore, sir. We'll give you an URL where you can download the greatest Christmas songs!'

The Post Of Christmas Present

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

Santa Claus deals with technology

Ho Ho Ho.

"A Santa bot? No wonder organized religion is losing followers

Santa deleting his e-mails.

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!"

'Look! Santa Claus is downloading presents.'

"Oh, put that blasted cell phone away."

Santa receives 66,000,000 new emails 'Santa was expecting a quiet Christmas until the elves introduced him to the new email system.'

Children talk to Santa in mall via his telephone app.