Tech-savvy Holiday Enthusiasts Prints

"He's got it all figured out. Zooms his visits with one hand and has Amazon deliver the gifts with the other."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

Virtual Lap Dancing

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"It does Morton a world of good to get away for a while."

Santa's elevator

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

"Rudolph, with you nose so bright... I'm using my GPS device tonight!"

"Tell me again about how I can shop online and have gifts delivered without leaving my office."

'Was Rudolph's nose an early prototype of a GPS?'

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

'Your call is important to us. Santa no longer accepts letters. Please email all requests to: letters@santa.com please state whether you've been good or bad. . .'

"Ambitions... to become as knowledgeable as Grandad... excluding his level of computer skills."

"Santa knows how little you know about technology, so he sent me to help you figure out how to use all the new devices you and your family got. I'm from his tech-support department."

'He processed the words all by himself!'

"Why aren't the elves toiling in the workshop?"

Japanese tourists smiling at CCTV in art gallery.

"Your cell phone isn't bugged by 'Pegasus'? You're not important enough. . . you loser!"

'Warning - no cell phone service next 20 miles.'

"I understand why they replaced his nose with a GPS, but it just doesn't have the same charm."

Santa Selfie Stick

Santa, tapping at mobile phone, turns away child saying: 'All Christmas lists must be 140 characters of fewer.'

"Roy and I weren't going to have children, but then we decided we need someone for tech support as we age."

'Instead of a Christmas newsletter, let's have a Christmas web site.'

Thanks boss. Jamming our cell phones was the best thing that ever happened to my social life!

The AdRams Family no.34 - E-mailing list to santa

'If you give me you're email address, I'll put you on my mailing list for next year.'

'We don't do caroling anymore, sir. We'll give you an URL where you can download the greatest Christmas songs!'

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.