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"This year Sammy was determined not to forget to count the Omer."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

I've always been slower than computers...

"A virus ate my homework."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"The times – They have a changed."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

Noah posted his first tweet.

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

Computer Music

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

The Web is mightier than the sword.

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

CIA Espionage

'Universal remote, my eye!'