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"This year Sammy was determined not to forget to count the Omer."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

I've always been slower than computers...

"A virus ate my homework."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"The times – They have a changed."

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

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'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

The Web is mightier than the sword.

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

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