Tech-savvy Commuters T-Shirts

It's the latest in hybrid self-drive technology.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Migration Music

'I think its being tapped.'

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

'Here comes the 64 bit local bus.'

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

"I suppose the spent 40 years in the wilderness because Sat Navs hadn't been invented?"

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

Free WiFi

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

"It's better digitally enhanced."

Mom's Mobile Office.

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"