Tech-savvy Commuter T-Shirts

Check your phone. I just sent you an e-ticket.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

Rap-Nav.

Migration Music

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

'I think its being tapped.'

Bike powered computer.

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"I suppose the spent 40 years in the wilderness because Sat Navs hadn't been invented?"

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

'Here comes the 64 bit local bus.'

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'