Tech-savvy Comedy Fan Mugs

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

Social network site runs into trouble.

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

"What - the customer complaints come in nonstop and the software doesn't work? Pheew... I'm relieved. I feared that something unusual happened today."

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

'Bad news. You're being outsourced by robots from a third world country.'

'We use intelligent robots, but not to intelligent because they'd want a union.'

"No need to set out traps, I'm leaving. You don't have Wi-Fi in this dump."

'Floppy Disk Horror Movie.'

'Look closely. Do you see the one who stole your identity?'

Dear God, please send clothes for all those poor woman in Dad's computer.

"Forget it, Goliath, I've decided to attack you online instead."

"I just got a text from our smart garage door. It says: Oops, my bad."

'This thing is airproof, right?'

"It's for people who can't remember passwords."

'This is not going to look too good on your record: complaining about invasion of privacy.'

'This is a disgrace! I read about it online!'

'He's disappointed because he heard that site had a high bounce rate, so he thought it had a lot of cleavage.'

The Rapture, buffering

'Whenever I get on the Information Superhighway, somebody FLASHES me.'

"I thought you said these scales speak your weight?"

"That's it, now press, 'Reply-All' and bingo! Everybody's prayers have been answered."

'Robespierre hacked my website again!'

"It was amicable. She got the phones and I got the data plan."

"Be careful - faecal recognition cameras!"

'The error message said I made an illegal entry, but I never suspected it was anything this serious!'

'Could I check my email?'