Tech-savvy Coffee Fans Prints

'I tweet, therefore I am!'

Snoopy with Laptop

"You order the raspberry danish?"

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

Accept cookies?

"First gig in a while?"

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

Escalator joust.

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

The NFL is forced to add a new penalty to the rule book.

'We're out of coffee, sir -- would you like me to slap your face a little?'

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

'Santa sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good, and he can find everyone's house with his GPS.'

The Kindle was first used used by Santa to keep track of the lists of naughty and nice children, and was originally called the Cringle.

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

That bear is engrossed in something on that phone. It's Winnie the Pooh and Twitter too!

'It's my re-moat.'

"I recently went wireless."

Can I have another free biscuit for my dog? Sure. Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits? You sure this is for your dog? Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?

'What size would you like ma'am...e-mail, blog, or world wide web?'

"...And use it wisely."

"Coffee's been making me jittery, so I'm trying some herbal tea."

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."

"So Joshua, you just aim this at any wall and it will come tumbling down..."

Santa Claus deals with technology

'Ms. Stevens, I've had four cups of coffee and I'm still sluggish. Would you have security bring in the Tazer.'

'Look! Santa Claus is downloading presents.'

"I thought we were going to a different apple store."

"He used to squawk. Now all he does is tweet!"