Technology Meets Fashion Fan Prints

"I recently went wireless."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Time Machine Collision

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Casual Thursday

Elton John

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Accept cookies?

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

Computer Fashion Show

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

"First gig in a while?"

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Hired Morning Suit

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

1870's disco

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Virtual Super-Model.

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was wearing a Fitbit?"

Cat with mouse tie.

"Here come the suits."