Tech-savvy Bunny Lover Pillows

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Welcome back students.

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

His Master's Data.

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

Man 'Gogols' the Overcoat.

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"He created Bitecoin."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

Dog views website: www.oof.com

Distracted dog walker.

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

Have the author sign your kindle...

'He's in the library.'

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"

"I'm delighted to love, honor, and obey, but I'm keeping my electronic rights."

'What the...?!' 404 ERROR!

'Just type 'nuts' into your GPS.'

Digital Dinosaur

"This is so going on Instagram."

"A text? Since when did the dog stop barking when he wanted to come in?"

'Rather than tagging him, let's follow him by giving him a smart phone.'