Tech-savvy Bird Watcher T-Shirts

"The outfit is just for show, I mostly just text."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Vegetarian Birds

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

Pets.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Have you seen my dad?"

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Espresso Martini Peacock

'Now what?'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

Mother Duck.

"Can that be right?"

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."