Tech Recliner Pillows

'You've heard of a couch potato? Well he's a mouse potato.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Second lifeReal life.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"You are still here."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"See? Two seconds with my quantum physics app."

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

We never roam anymore.

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

Programmer Dreams

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

'It seems that their databank has all the information that's in our databank, plus information that's not in our databank, plus information about our databank.'

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan."

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

'Roll on the stoneless office.'

"Ooh, this looks nice. Would you like to go for a scroll?"