Tech Recliner Pillows

'You've heard of a couch potato? Well he's a mouse potato.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Second lifeReal life.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"You are still here."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

Programmer Dreams

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

'It seems that their databank has all the information that's in our databank, plus information that's not in our databank, plus information about our databank.'

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan."

"Ooh, this looks nice. Would you like to go for a scroll?"

'Roll on the stoneless office.'

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Virtual chicken crossing the road.