Tech Product Launch Celebration Mugs

Mac OS 20

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Create some buzz!

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

Opening the door to new customers

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

"I am dressed for the job I want."

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

Otto the SmartyCar!

Help wanted. Various positions available.

Ace headhunters.

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

'Time to leave your comfort zone, Hoskins.'

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

'Congratulations, Forester. Your ingenious scheme to cut production costs ... In anticipation of this inevitable development, we are reducing your salary.'

Cog-In-The-Wheel

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"I'm good enough at making excuses that I don't have to be good at anything else!"

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

'Don't go too far out on a limb - he'll send you to a branch office.'

"Remember saying you'll give us a raise when 'pigs fly?' Well, it's time to pay up."

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"If you work real hard and are willing to put in the hours, the sky's the limit."