Tech Policy Follower Pillows

Ajit Pai

"Good boy."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Tariffs"

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

Worthless B*****ds

American Bombs

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Tree of Public Opinion.

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

An Arm and a Leg.

'Great news, Mr President You've been nominated for the Nobel War Prize'

Our Rights

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

Net Neutrality

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

'The way I see it, deficit spending keeps the taxpayers on their toes.'

Al-assad back to the world stage

Survey: Congestion Charge is wonderful and Ken is a God. Agree/Strongly Agree/Utterly Agree/Agree Big Time.

Illegal abortions and surgeries are causing deaths in women

'I didn't care much for the first ACA, but I'd like to suggest a second ACA. The 'Affordable Congressman Act.''

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

'In response to nasty jokes about his intelligence, the president promised to increase funding for think tanks.'

'Just a minute!'

I see the Covid moon a-rising

"I was a childless cat lady till someone ate my cat."

"Meta have stopped fact checking." "No they haven't."

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

"The sky is falling!"

Twitter protection

2022