Tech Policy Follower Gifts

Ajit Pai

"Good boy."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Tariffs"

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

Tree of Public Opinion.

American Bombs

Worthless B*****ds

From Street Walker to Call Girl

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

Our Rights

An Arm and a Leg.

'Great news, Mr President You've been nominated for the Nobel War Prize'

Foreign policy

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

Net Neutrality

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

'The way I see it, deficit spending keeps the taxpayers on their toes.'

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

Al-assad back to the world stage

Illegal abortions and surgeries are causing deaths in women

'I didn't care much for the first ACA, but I'd like to suggest a second ACA. The 'Affordable Congressman Act.''

Survey: Congestion Charge is wonderful and Ken is a God. Agree/Strongly Agree/Utterly Agree/Agree Big Time.

'In response to nasty jokes about his intelligence, the president promised to increase funding for think tanks.'

'Just a minute!'

I see the Covid moon a-rising

"I was a childless cat lady till someone ate my cat."

Welcome to Computer Villa. Can I help you? Counseling services. For years, Apple and Google were allies going up against Microsoft. I rooted for them against the evil empire from Redmond. Everything felt right. But then Google and Apple started competing - first in the phone business, then in music and mobile search! Get in the line with the others. Others? I can't take the tension. It's like mommy versus daddy. Children of divorced high-tech partners. Did I cause this? Is it my fault? Why don't

"Meta have stopped fact checking." "No they haven't."

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

Twitter protection

"The sky is falling!"