Tech Optimists Gifts

"First our jobs. Now they're coming for our leisure."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Six Thinking Hats

Protest

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"It all looks fine to me."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

To Stock Exchange

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases! They've used new discoveries and innovative techniques to cure inherited liver disease

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Flower growing from a bomb.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

Tom's last day.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

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'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

'And these are just some of the changes of the future that our chaps in R&D have come up with.'

Coronovirus dreams

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."