Tech Optimists Gifts

"First our jobs. Now they're coming for our leisure."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Six Thinking Hats

Protest

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

To Stock Exchange

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Flower growing from a bomb.

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Tom's last day.

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

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Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'And these are just some of the changes of the future that our chaps in R&D have come up with.'

Just Because it's Tuesday

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

Coronovirus dreams

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."