Tech Oopsie Aficionado Gifts

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Textin’"

Cellphone Islands

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Terry had a computer bug.

'New Game'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

Canine Technology

"We've been cancelled."

Keep on Truckin.

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

The Final Selfie

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'Airbag safety feature.'

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Book Worm

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

Mad cleaning robot.