Tech-loving Loungers Pillows

Voice Recognition TV.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

cuPad

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

Europa takes a selfie

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"Romance"

Internet Restaurant

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

"We'll always have Paris. I backed it up on a zip drive."

"Darling, he's just said his first word."

"Ughh... I didn't sleep mode well last night... All my dreams buffered."

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

Reserve Ants

The Tragic Story of a Man With a Pace Maker and A Witch With a Microwave.

'Eventually I plan to replace it with an artificial limb.'

Can't you just text me..?

'For those who the internet hath brought together, let no man put asunder...'

Computer dating.

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

US bans laptops and mobiles on planes

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."