Tech-loving Loungers Pillows

Voice Recognition TV.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

cuPad

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

Europa takes a selfie

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

The Joy Of Txt...

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"Romance"

Internet Restaurant

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

"We'll always have Paris. I backed it up on a zip drive."

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

"Ughh... I didn't sleep mode well last night... All my dreams buffered."

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"Darling, he's just said his first word."

'Is he taking the piss?'

The Tragic Story of a Man With a Pace Maker and A Witch With a Microwave.

Reserve Ants

Can't you just text me..?

'Eventually I plan to replace it with an artificial limb.'

I guess I just assumed we'd skip Take your child to work day this year. Chips.

"Hmmm. I'm gonna have to Google this."

'For those who the internet hath brought together, let no man put asunder...'

Computer dating.

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

US bans laptops and mobiles on planes

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."