Tech-loving Caddies Pillows

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Selfie Stick

Connected to Technology.

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Who can we call?"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Take me to your leader. . .

Modern camping

'I like to stay connected 247.'

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

'It's a great invention, Mr. Bell, but the ringtone is sort of boring.'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

Living in a snow globe.

Camp Wilderness.

Tourists and GPS

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

"Ahh, nothing like getting back to nature."

'Isn't it great to get away from it all.'

Online

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

'I used to be confined to my backyard, but with this mobile device, I can do my business anywhere.'

'You'll have to get the kids to explain it to you — it's some new thing called the 'internet.''

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

"My plants have been growing so much better since I started texting them."

'This is a real wilderness - my cell phone won't work.'