Tech Journalist T-Shirts

"All I did was Google 'Antitrust'."

HUAWEI 5G

Computer scared of user

'Looks like another killer app.'

Spying Smart TV

"We won't help the FBI hack our phones. If they want our customers' personal information, they'll have to pay for it like everybody else."

'... And in tech news, cue card holders are losing their jobs after being replaced with smartphone apps.'

"What's that you're reading?"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"You're fired."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Welcome to the future"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

British savings accounts

"Good boy."

Hate Platforms

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Lynching on social media

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Who will determine Venezuela's future?