Tech Industry Followers Prints

Jeff Bezos Caricature - Donald's Bozo

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

Internet.

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

SF NO

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"What do I see myself doing in 10 years? Downloading windows 20 on my iphone 18."

iDeasy

What's 'Bitcoin'?

"How does it know which bit is fit?"

Facebook/Meta

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

"You new guys should fit in working here."

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

'I'm not calling you in India for technical support. I'm calling to offer you a job.'

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

'When will they come out in papyrus-back?'

"There's no life without WIFE - WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook Email."

X Brazil

Next: I'm STILL a 'D' list celebrity - sack my agent!

Human Resources...Cyborg Resources.

"And this is Paul - he's in charge of our TikToks..."

"At least now when mom and dad fight it's quieter."

"It's Geoff, he won't be in today, his driverless car forgot to pick him up."

"Even though we're a tech company, we can only provide these walkie-talkies. That's the downside of being a startup."

White Apple