Tech Helper Prints

'Is this quality time, Dad, or do you just want me to fix the PC?'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Gadget geek.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

If Disney was a software company

Terry had a computer bug.

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Rudy tries to assess his relationship with laurel on the gadget scale -- A sophisticated way for a young man to understand his emotions. I would give up my iPod and my iPhone for her. Okay. Then I must ask an essential question. Are you prepared to share passwords? Do I have salesman-customer confidentiality? Depends how much you spend. Computer Villa.

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

The Smartass Phone