Tech Glitch Fan Pillows

'Unexpected item in bagging area!'

Computer Room.

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

2Recalculating..."

'Due to budget cuts, all agents will now be equipped with x-ray glasses.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

Sugar Machine

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

Escalator joust.

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Try rebooting.'

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

"It's my selfie stick. But I look a lot more attractive from a distance."

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

"She has to find just the right spot."

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'

"The game's over. Will you switch it back to our home security cam?"

"I should let you know, you accidentally forwarded THAT mail to me."

Solar powered sunbed.

Selfie Extension Stik

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