Tech-flex Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Love her classes. She shows you how to talk on your phone in any position."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

In the Guru District

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

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Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Claus 2.0

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Meet the author"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Moses' Tablet

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'