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Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

Any time is cake o'clock

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Cellphone Islands

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

His Her Cakes

"Textin’"

US v.s. Tech Giants

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Terry had a computer bug.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Jewish Geometry

'New Game'

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol