Tech-dependent Meditators Mugs

"Could you hold a second?...I have a call."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Yoga with Baby

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

I am one with stupid.

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

Cable Bill.

"Avoid sitting."

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

Holy phone

"Do you have anything that will help me get rid of an irritating mantra?"

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

www.meditation.commm

"I accept the cookies I cannot change."

"My koan is to comprehend the sound of one hand clapping."

"I'm going on a retreat."

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

'Our Community Mental Health Foundation has given us a grant NOT to broadcast the stock market news.'

'Actually I'm meditating on a bizarre anime that I saw last night.'

'Yep, I'm alone.'

Virtual reality guru.

'Just when you think you've reached the final awareness, they send another update.'

Zen Buddhist Diary

"Instead of chanting 'Aum' can I keep texting 'Good Morning?'"

A huge, mind-boggling number.