Tech-savvy Meditator Mugs

'Yep, I'm alone.'

Dot Om.

Virtual reality guru.

'Well, technically I suppose you're not breaking your vow of silence.'

'Just when you think you've reached the final awareness, they send another update.'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"Instead of chanting 'Aum' can I keep texting 'Good Morning?'"

Be Back Later. Sitting On Mountain Meditating.

"This meditation program really helps you get in touch with nature."

Be Healthy

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Stressed over time management

Why am I running?

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

James decided to stay in that night.

Free-Floating Anxiety

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"I'm going on a retreat."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"Hoarder."

It's A Breeze

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"