Tech-confused Troopers T-Shirts

"It keeps asking me if I'll accept cookies... I'm not even hungry!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Here we go....in-flight refueling."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

Global Arms Trade

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

"He's a lobbyist for the defense industry."

Stressed Office Junior

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

Tiny Drones

'I can't even remember what I had for breakfast. How do you expect me to remember another bloody password!?'

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

'Don't get smart with me!'

'Unleash the drones!'

"Great weaponry."

(Dart! ….. I pressed the button for instructions in Spanish!)

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

"Your call may be monitored to give us all a laugh....please enter your 23 digit telephone banking code followed by your 14 digit account no and your 24 digit security code..."

"Please help. Never learned PowerPoint."

WW1 Secrets: Puffin Class.

"My neck hurts."

No! I would not like to download a typing tutorial!

iPlod.

Internet Shopping Check Boxes

Curse my hooves, and predictive text!

"I want any saber-rattling to go to spam."

"What the ∆∂∑† do most of these Ω∞§Ωing buttons do?"

"I feel stupid calling tech support for a toaster."

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