Tech Comedian Mugs

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

'Phone-b-gone, gets rid of unwanted phones.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

The guy at the store said to sink it once in awhile

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

'It's a great plan, but we'll need a human being to be front man.'

Randy was quickly demoted to assistant stock boy.

'Mine's got an integrated sat nav chip.'

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

"I'm left handed. Do you have any left handed phones?"

"There is an email for you it said not to print it out!"

Jim's Smart Kettle

"Talk nerdy to me."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Screen Time vs Book Time

Driverless cars rage.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Darn autocorrect!"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Chef copy robot

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'