Tech Comedian Prints

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

'Phone-b-gone, gets rid of unwanted phones.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

The guy at the store said to sink it once in awhile

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

'It's a great plan, but we'll need a human being to be front man.'

'Mine's got an integrated sat nav chip.'

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

"I'm left handed. Do you have any left handed phones?"

"There is an email for you it said not to print it out!"

Jim's Smart Kettle

"Talk nerdy to me."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Screen Time vs Book Time

Driverless cars rage.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Darn autocorrect!"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Chef copy robot

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."