Tech-averse Trendsetter Pillows

Screen Addiction

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Hair Crop Circle

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Is this the new input device?'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

The Design Artiste

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"Tarzan no want computer."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

Merger at 28th and Lex

"This update includes minor improvements."

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

'We don't call it planned obsolescence anymore, we call it an upgrade.'

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'