Tech-averse Legend Pillows

'Bob's served the company as man and boy, and as cantankerous old moaner who doesn't understand IT.'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"This thing isn't working."

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

'Sorry to call you up early Steve, but our network just crashed.'

Screen Addiction

Analog Alzheimer - Digital Dementia

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

'Your physician has to have more confidence in e-prescribing. He followed up with a fax, an e-mail, and a phone call.'

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."

"Grandpa, you remind me a lot of myself in my pre-tech years."

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'

Man in cell phone shop - 'Do you have a phone that just phones?'

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary : "I. P. Address - The answer to the question, "Where is the bathroom?"

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Prisoner of technology.

Egyptian Laptop.

A doctor runs away from a cellphone

A "club"?--- but you know I'm a technophobe.

'What do you think about that tweet, Grandpa?'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS when out running!"

'Remember when the chat room was just the dinner table?'

"I'm through with smart phones. My girlfriend broke up with me in a text, my teacher flunked me in an email, and my mom grounded me on Facebook."

'I take it you're not an advocate of social networking whilst shopping.'

'I know cyber bullying is supposed to be the way forward, but you know me- I'm hopeless with computers.'

"House sitting for Tia Zulema was the most boring Spring Break job I've ever had."