Nostalgic Tech Avoider Pillows

'What do you think about that tweet, Grandpa?'

"Tarzan no want computer."

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

TV Repair 101.

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

"Poor guy..he just got a 'Dear John' fax!"

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

'You help me with my homework and I'll help you with the timer on the video recorder!'

Email in a bottle.

Analog Alzheimer - Digital Dementia

'I like getting my news online, but I miss annoying people with excessive, newspaper rustling noises.'

'Hello Cynthia, it's me...I thought I'd phone for a natter, Gerald's fallen asleep in front of the TV...trying to program the video.'

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

"What's a phone book?"

Robot and Radio

Life before fitness trackers.

"Grandpa, you remind me a lot of myself in my pre-tech years."

'That's a fax machine. The older guys use it to send messages.'

"Our carrier pigeon died. Maybe it was time to update our communication system, anyway."

'I though I'd developed tinnitus, then I remembered we still have a landline.'

Myspace then and now.

Go to meeting, Zoom, remote learning, embeddable video, skypting. . . and you still haven't mastered your VCR.

"No, it's not a sinkhole. My old computer tower was so big and heavy, I dropped it."

The victims of technological advances...

Stressed Office Junior

'Are you kidding?! You expect me to do my homework with dial up?!'

A moth with a palm pilot.

A snake charmer charms listing paper

"Mom? Why is the television so fat?..."

Ancient Artifacts