Nostalgic Tech Avoider Pillows

'What do you think about that tweet, Grandpa?'

"Tarzan no want computer."

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

TV Repair 101.

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

"Poor guy..he just got a 'Dear John' fax!"

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

Analog Alzheimer - Digital Dementia

'You help me with my homework and I'll help you with the timer on the video recorder!'

Email in a bottle.

'I like getting my news online, but I miss annoying people with excessive, newspaper rustling noises.'

"Grandpa, you remind me a lot of myself in my pre-tech years."

Robot and Radio

"What's a phone book?"

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

'Hello Cynthia, it's me...I thought I'd phone for a natter, Gerald's fallen asleep in front of the TV...trying to program the video.'

Life before fitness trackers.

'That's a fax machine. The older guys use it to send messages.'

'I though I'd developed tinnitus, then I remembered we still have a landline.'

"Our carrier pigeon died. Maybe it was time to update our communication system, anyway."

Myspace then and now.

"No, it's not a sinkhole. My old computer tower was so big and heavy, I dropped it."

Go to meeting, Zoom, remote learning, embeddable video, skypting. . . and you still haven't mastered your VCR.

Stressed Office Junior

The victims of technological advances...

'Are you kidding?! You expect me to do my homework with dial up?!'

Nokia tunes.

A moth with a palm pilot.

A snake charmer charms listing paper

"If I'm to create objects and graphics in the text...I'll need Windows."

"Mom? Why is the television so fat?..."